And yet people don’t shit all over Shakespeare for his contributions to the language.

I’m kind of an expert on dying from viruses but no one has consulted me :-/

Who isn’t?

How about “most corrupt ever”? How can he be the most corrupt since me when his corruption clearly surpasses mine?

Vindicated!

Ironically, I AM here for your savage amusement. Warren G. Harding.

#OTD August 2, 1923, President Warren G. Harding died. During his tenure, he appointed four Justices to the Court: William Howard Taft to be Chief Justice and Associate Justices Edward Sanford, Pierce Butler and George Sutherland. #scotushistory

Yes, thank you for the condolences.

And you know, I don’t think he’s ever thanked me. He’s a man of few words though.

Warren G. Harding Welcome back, and sorry to read about your death 97 years ago today. Um, you're looking well.

Happy birthday, Florence!

I often see people complain that “Return to Normalcy” sounds stupid. Know what sounds even stupider? “Return to normal in 2021.”

He was a better boy than I.

Happy Birthday to me! What an exciting time to be an American! My birthday today, election tomorrow. Party hard but responsibly.

Friendly reminder that I wasn’t even impeached once.

I’m not around much anymore these days (gotten too involved in online poker, unfortunately), but I did want to pop in and thank all of you for your condolences today.

My God. What have you done.

Happy birthday to me, and thank you to those of you who remembered! You can drop off cake and booze at my tomb. Take it around back so the teens don’t steal it before my ghost gets there.