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Tucker The Fucker

@governmyass

Being myself. Regular guy, repeller of stupid shit. I use humour to get through life and all the shit it throws at us. 😁

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I know of nurses getting jobs in the #nhs via b.a.m.e. and not on credit or qualifications. This is some of the reason the quality of nurses has slid. Nobody should get a job in the #nhs based on colour. Nobody. If your not good enough, get good. It's that simple.

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Been catching up on #scientology . What a fuckin joke . It's like Disney world for wankers. Thetans...😅 I can't believe fell for Scientology because it solved his dyslexia. What a fuckin mug. Also, miskabitch was a weak, low level bitch.

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#hospitals in the #uk are full of entitled #parents who think it's fine to shout at staff. It isn't. At all. Shut your fuckin mouths, and show nurses some respect. If your one of those parents who talk to nurses like shit, shame on you. My wife gets shit from kids parents most

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Future #uk governments who lie when making "Promises" should be legally held accountable and prosecuted if they do not happen as "detailed" in their manifestos.

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#brasseye A show that would NOT get made today. Sharp as fuck, in all the right ways (for the time), it was so good. #paedogeddon

#brasseye A show that would NOT get made today. Sharp as fuck, in all the right ways (for the time), it was so good. #paedogeddon
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#playstation5 #cleaning #filth #cottonbuds #fortyminutes #therapeutic Time to clean? 40 minutes. Both plates and inside the console. Not cleaned purposely for one year. Normally clean every 6 months. Cotton buds used? 46. Cloths used? 2. One slightly moist (😅).

#playstation5 #cleaning #filth #cottonbuds #fortyminutes #therapeutic 
Time to clean? 40 minutes. Both plates and inside the console. Not cleaned purposely for one year. Normally clean every 6 months. Cotton buds used? 46.  
Cloths used? 2. One slightly moist (😅).
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#flint #peartreeproductions #babycow You heard his name in the audio book(s). Now prepare for the TV series nobody has been waiting for..😅 #alanpartridge #aha

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To all the #music #artists out there ..have you thought about re releasing new versions of your songs that are owned by another company? If not, now's the time! Cash in on that retro, each to do, back catalogue. You have the tech! 🤣

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#walkdengateway family member got approached leaving the doctors...apparently, someone took it upon themselves and decided he needed "educating" on #LGBT lives and what it means. They got told in no uncertain terms, they o fuck off. The fuckin Gaul...

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#grok on #keirstarmer #malcolmtuckerstyle Subject: Oi, Starmer, Get Your Shit Together! Dear Keir, What in the name of fuck’s unholy arsehole is going on in your head, mate? You’re out there leading the country like a sodding lost puppy in a thunderstorm, and it’s making my