can't trust anyone in Helsinki, i just got finessed with a manul buck

Do horses know they’re Vehicle

Does every agent of the American state now just look like Phil Anselmo?

The Dutch simply cannot be trusted to be normal in a gym

just seen a guy in germany who’s so straight edge he X’d up his hands and then X’d up his own forehead

RIP to a GOAT

“I’m associated with Chinese takeaways” is a phrase that’s going to be echoing around my brain for a long time.

Put the podcast mics away and get back to making this

Wasn’t Top Gear on the BBC?

I think we should ban Australians

36 raw oysters, a classic beverage, and a difficult conversation with God concerning where I’m going, and where I’ve been. All right here. Cheers

People online like to act like having autism turns you into some sort of alien that crash landed on to earth that can’t order a cheeseburger

haha nah that'd be crazy... unless

> Drive 2 hours to fencing tournament > First opponent is a former Olympian > I Lose > Buy $30 of cheese and go home

Average Dutch punk couple

I’ll raise you King Edward VIII in Japan

It’s Woodstock time!

It’s Woodstock time