So far this morning I found a spider in the car. Found a stick to remove it from car, spider falls into cup of tea. Save spider, it hides under seat. Turn a corner, spill tea all over passenger seat. Gah.

Today I saw an expensive car get a parking ticket for parking in a disabled parking bay. Morning going wonderful so far.

If I had a super power it would be able to see the future so I could tell who would thank me everytime I gave way to them whilst driving. 🫡

Having a stream day over on Twitch now, will be playing different games, come say hi! Twitch.tv/gothiclolly

So, bloody, happy, here clips.twitch.tv/CorrectWiseBor…

I love facecam to show off reactions like this, turn down your headphones: clips.twitch.tv/ExcitedHelpful…

I’m sorry but how long have we been selling cream cheese in a packet?! 🤤🤤🤤🤤

Stream day on Sunday! Shall be continuing on with Thank Goodness You’re Here! along with a few others. Hope to see you at some point during the stream! Twitch.tv/gothiclolly

Starting my stream in 30 minutes! Will be on for a good few hours so come drop in if you’re about! Twitch.tv/gothiclolly

dude what dipshit started the "never apologize" movement. its literally one of the first things you are taught as a child when you do something wrong. if you disagree, it implies you are either a fucking asshole, or you think you are never wrong, so still a fucking asshole.

Pollyanna HAPPY BIRTHDAY, POLLY! I haven't forgotten! I only hope you have the greatest birthday possible and that anything and everything good that has ever happened and will ever happen to you, you deserve it thoroughly. Here's to many more years! Thank you for existing.🥺

A sign of a great company emails all their workers to say who were the outstanding ones. Great way to keep the ones who weren’t outstanding motivated to want to work over time still and put their heart and soul into their job.

The Helldivers are returning tonight at 8pm over on twitch. JOIN US TODAY!

This is the best thing I will see today.

Manstrual cycle, I am in. 🤣🤣🤣

The call of liberty has picked up its phone! Tonight we helldive! 8:30pm start on twitch.tv/gothiclolly

Streaming Overcooked 2 this evening! 9pm start! Twitch.tv/gothiclolly

Having a packed lunch and not eating out everyday is an adult choice I never knew I would hate.

This is my #TwitchRecap Go give Pollyanna, Wing Commander Nash, Mildly_Amusing's Skeleton ☠️💀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, and EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER a follow.