damn this month’s ovulations got hands

i made an etsy and will be uploading some goth inspired digital content for cheap! corporategothart.etsy.com

ENOUGH astarion height discourse. He is three apples tall

i want to play a game. if you look down you may notice, , that your peanits,

i live my life to cause every man that crosses my path mental turmoil

i had ramen for the first time yesterday and holy fuck that shit was life changing

i love my bf that mans frontal cortex is fully formed

why are the locals addicted to getting married and having babies so early can we all relax a bit

MOM: I don't want a cat!

ALSO MOM, a bit later:

the industry needs to learn from this. future AAA games should all have a muscle mommy and a murderous bisexual gay guy

pesto is discontinued at subway. im ending it all

backshots are truly generational

The man that you are

Shogun is a timeless and powerful reminder that no matter what country we come from, what language we speak, or what we believe in, we must unite against our common foe: the Portuguese

born to play baldurs gate forced to 9-5 desk job

drag queen name Miss Gender. is that something