i was in berlin and oomf came over to the airbnb, saw a bunch of hickies on my neck, was like "omg what happened???" and then i just pointed to my other oomf sitting on the bed

being normal performatively

I hate when i encounter women that are my type please go away

straight women: i wish i was gay the chillest lesbian breakup:

i got so fucking romantic, i apologize

for everyone asking how lesbian oil wrestling went

the reason you're scared to kys is because your body wants to experience mexican love first

we met on the internet and we are going to be friends forever