Claus S. Laguardia Bounty Hunter for hire. Asshole. Materialistic. Rich. got2rtnsumtapes.carrd.co #OC #OriginalCharacter #Natzilla

《 If we don’t fuck this whole thing up, g u a r a n t e e d I can blow your mind. 》 💋 ♥ ↻

“There's only room for one hero in this story— and everyone knows the devil doesn't get to be the good guy.” ✗ —Experiment #6-6-6 ✗ —MV/OC/RP ✗ —Descriptive ✗ —@/DM to plot ♥ ⟳

....Whispers, “Daddy Claus—”

I’ve been summoned?

Please, continue letting those eyes roam. Claus greets with his own smug grin. “Sounds rather unfortunate. There’s just something about me...”

"It's hard not to be. Just don't feed into my ego too much. Some'll say it's not a good thing."

You shouldn't talk about other people like that.

You what?

Somewhere in an alternate universe, there is spicy Judas content. I can just feel it in my bones and I would just like to say thank you.

💋 ꜱᴋᴇʟᴇᴛᴏɴꜱ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇᴛ; ɪ ɢᴏᴛ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ʟʟ ꜱʜᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏɴᴇꜱ. ♥ ↻

I leave for an extended job and Candelaria Sánchez-Scott Mikaelson replaces me with a wish-dot-com version of myself. She could've just said she missed me.

Dollar Tree at it's finest. I heard it's a $1.25 now! I'm now on an extended vacation.

Since when?

Ouch, Ghostbuster, you just stabbed me in the heart. Fiancé?!

If you're in trouble, you can, in fact, tell me. It must be your favorite flavor of ring pop.