Happy 1 year anniversary to the world learning about Troy Polamalu ruining all of my childhood dreams 😂😂 #TBT

What a time to be alive

*Starts speaking* My Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: “Oh by the way”

Sheetz > Wawa

Dear Santa, I just want $7.00 corn, $15.00 beans, every recip to take their embryo on the first round, and PETA to burst into flames...if that’s too much I’ll take the winning lottery ticket for the next Mega Millions instead With love and a smidge of desperation, a Farmer

When you're from Central PA and have to explain to someone where you live and you say, "______ miles from Penn State if that helps". #PAprobems

If Harper or Machado do not finalize the signings... I do not mind signing in their place. I would go for the cheapest price and I can hit more home runs than both combined.

Picture this: You live in Iowa. You grow corn. Your entire life revolves around corn. Your 18 year old son Shelburt tells you he wants to go to college instead of grow corn. You beat him with a rake as punishment

Happy National Ag day! Remember to thank a farmer

Merica.

Imagine having your horses in the front like a total dumbass

This is how you get ejected for targeting

Amish Man In Punxsutawney Steals Car, Crashes It, Goes to Bar #PAproblems explorejeffersonpa.com/amish-man-stea…

In case anyone needs a reminder: • There are only 10 certified GMO crops in the US • “Antibiotic-free” is literally a marketing scam • Milk and red meat are not bad for you • Market animals aren’t abused • Agriculturists know what they’re talking about

Good Boys LOVE Game Day — Minnesota in 2

I couldn't agree more NA🎙FB! I've always felt like Santa Claus and I had a lot in common.