I am in lust with a woman at work…. She knows I have access to the photos she takes… I am an IT guy she has given access to… I see all she posts. Clothed she is beautiful and she is intriguing. I have seen her undressed… in one set…. I want to know her taste… all of it!!!

People don't really retweet anymore, do they? It's all a bunch of secret heart ons.

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What smells really good but isn’t perfume?

I want to “arrive” with your help!!

I don't need you but that doesn't keep me from wanting you.

X has some of the most fickle people in the world. We love you We hate you We love you, you saved us We hate you, you censored us. Ffs, make up your damn minds. You cannot have everything you want.

*wonders what I have to do to get reposted these days.

Call me old fashioned, but I love to use my fingers and my tongue

Share to make more scrunches

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Post a Selfie, but make it B&W

deleting in 12 hours but sending n00ds to everyone who shares 😇

Looking for a woman to worship me when i am not worshipping her… harder to dine than you think!!

Have you ever met IRL that you thought did CORN???

Question: Why are all dildos circumcised?

To all the women that promised noods if I like share and subscribe…. I call BS

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary