0:51 is the craziest bit of commentary I’ve ever heard

‘Dey’ people just make shit up for the love of the game

🤯 ??

Troy Parrott have my kids

Can’t wait until we sign that New Caledonian keeper instead

Port Vale with a higher xG than Spurs, Christ

Be quite fitting if the Thomas the Frank engine reign is ended by Gordon

Chels destroyed him😭

Mansell v Gates is the biggest example of irl skill based matchmaking I’ve ever seen

Can’t blame him they’re shite

Round the bend account been suspended before the shit Christmas present thread? Didn’t think this year could get any fucking worse💔💔

3 billion pounds to be underdogs at home

I feel fucking sick he’s just done that

Now I’ll never wish an injury or illness on a player. But I do hope Brahim Diaz winds up signing for Blyth Spartans with Tom Platt next season, little weasel

Not a single lie either

Yet another year safe. Will never ever be broken

Opening twitter to see my dark mode has been forcibly removed

Enzo Molester had us drawing to this Qarabag lot btw

Not a single win here btw

The entire country is going to support chelsea tmr and we’re gna shit the bed