#foodiebeauty demands to know how her haters would handle it! Can you imagine deboarding a plane in a strange, foreign airport, and then finding yourself in a previously untraveled destination?! Can you?! Yea, it’s called “vacation.”

#foodiebeauty can search Salah’s phone all she likes, that’s not going to reveal anything he doesn’t want her to see. There’s apps like the bogus Calculator Plus that’ll hide all texts from a certain number - calls too. There’s secondary, free phone numbers available that would

What’s up with #foodiebeauty & her PayPal link? Back in April, while Chantal was in Canada for a few seconds, she posted her PayPal link and now that she’s in Thailand, Salah is dropping the link (unrequested) in her chat

Oh, Chinny, Grandpa hasn’t lived in *NORTH Fort Myers (there’s a difference) since 2009, but who can expect jet-setter #FoodieBeauty to keep up with her sole remaining grandparent? (He took advantage of the sharp decline in the housing market in ‘09 to pick himself up a nice 4

“The fact that she could ring the police to complain speaks volumes.” My God, woman, do you hear yourself? Because she’s not in a full-body cast, he’s all good? It’s called escalation, and this vacuous cow is more concerned with soothing his male ego.

By blithely lying about having a Kuwaiti license, Chantal inadvertently just confirmed (for me, anyway) that she’s still on a tourist visa, because *only* visitors to Kuwait may use the IDP (international drivers permit). It takes like five minutes to be issued right in Hawally.

GorlWorld is such a shitshow. I love it.

Breathtakingly stupid Chantal says “she usually has ECHOCARDIOGRAMS during her ER visits” proving that the fat has overtaken her already-limited cognitive function. EKG ≠ ECHO

Salah robotically announcing - apropos of nothing - that he is adding NAMES and NUMBERS to the Excel sheet (related to his business, naturally) is not a pathetic attempt at saving face by the contemptible layabout; it’s how True & Honest businessmen @ business get shit done.

Maybe this is why Salah threw his bitch fit about the ice cream Chantal bought? 🤷🏼‍♀️ Every Kuwaiti coin says Kuwait - in English - so her handing over foreign currency is inexcusably dumb. 100 fils is like 30 cents American, so why she’d think a couple of those would be good enough

#foodiebeauty says “when they sponsor you on a work visa here, they usually pay your accommodation.” Once a topic she’d solemnly sworn was too private to discuss is now fair game - tread lightly, Salah!

Money must be tight in the fartbox if #foodiebeauty is researching English teaching jobs in Kuwait.

We know, Chantal. We know.

Pre-ordering books by a favorite author is one of life’s simple pleasures (and if you haven’t read True Crime Addict by James Renner, you should.)

The unfortunate pairing of pole and poll as homophones + Chantal’s proclivity for referring to people as their ethnicity took my mind to dark places

After three nooses were found in a bush in Evanston, Illinois, two children were vilified as racist. A family was driven out of their home. Now, over two years later, the parents reveal the truth.

He’s not the landlord, he’s the Haris. Nearly all the worker housing buildings have them in Kuwait - they’re employed by the actual owner to collect the rent, the trash, oversee security, order maintenance when needed, they’ll even get your car washed - each unit pays 15-20KD/mth

When someone tries to argue with me and I am ultimately proved right…