this is a real screenshot i took

Feel like putting a ninja warrior course in my home to keep adventures out. Should I put in lava traps or acid traps? I am curious which one is easier to maintain.

Ring of Favor and Protection

Someone needs to make a mold mucus spell. Think there's a lot of potential in that one.

"Hey, I want a flesh golem , but with no unethically sourced parts" "No unethically sourced parts?" "And hold the souls of the damned!" "No souls of the damned? Hey Jimmy give me a golem with NOTHIN'"

Hey guys, Bimble here! And this is bad, real bad

Im actually a young adult human balancing work and higher education, and not very well.

H-how did you get piss into brick form? Was the piss in brick form as it w-was being pissed?

If it wasn't for the rampant misuse of blood magic, we could still have cool cryomancy moments like this in mma tournaments smh.

If Flame Atronachs have fire resist potions, then what do spriggans have? Time sensitive question, I dont want splinters.

I'd like to see pixies rummage through my garbage bins now that I have a dragon automaton!

Greg should do a fuck a fan contest at 200k

Look at what came in the mail!

Lord Vivec, of the false Tribunal

A new adventurers guild formed in town, fml. My minions don't respawn, guys. I need to manually reanimate them and restock their pockets with cash every time they die.

A dark elf did this to me once. Being a thicc woman's chair looses its appeal pretty quickly.

Learning chronomancy, not so that I can gain an advantage in combat, but because I just want to sleep in without feeling guilty for once.