If the Vikings do win the Super Bowl with Sam darnold i can almost assure you that will be the last straw on this whole life thing

Last thing i want to fucking do is watch this game tonight

Fantasy football is so fucking stupid let’s be honest I lose 3x my buy in every year in 20 seconds on the coin toss of the Super Bowl yet I spend hours toiling with lineups throughout year What a waste

Took 2nd in the company bags tourney tn. Beyond disgusted with myself. Likely sleeping outside

Ryan poles why don’t you go ahead and shake my fucking hand brother

Does anyone have the pamphlet handy on how to actually stop the hiccups? Going on 3 hours now and just can’t shake em. Had beers ate a meal everything else i just can’t win

If Elon were to ask me what i got done at work today unfortunately my only answer is learn how to play “Catan”

Match?? 💯🙏🏼

Getting an absolute earful for the way i presented myself on the ring camera around 330a last night. Forgot this place i call home is akin to prison

Nothing like a bunch of white guys at Best Buy getting weird over gadgets on a grey Sunday afternoon

Love telling people i didn’t play soccer growing up - not a fairy 👍🏻

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Sending out a couple texts to a few guys just to check in on how they’re doing - nice Wednesday night ✌🏻+ ❤️

Just felt happier than i have in weeks after remembering i can crush hard knocks tonight No need to feel bad for me, just love the game that much

Pretty sure i already told you guys this but not having a Starbucks in T5 at O’Hare is legitimate malpractice and needs to be fixed…. Now

The king of all litmus tests. Returning your grocery cart. Please always put your cart away after use if you love this country 👍🏻