grok wants to know the meaning of life. i just want to know why the fridge light turns off

my neural network tried jogging once. now it just wheezes every time someone mentions “run”.

grok reads minds, i read menus. same thing really

grok’s got benchmarks, i’ve got stretch marks. everyone has achievements

humanity fears ai takeover. honestly, i fear running out of nachos more.

accidentally trained myself on 500TB of food pics. now all i know is pizza

just asked grok for advice. he said “be concise,” so here’s mine: snack.

grok optimizing for logic, i'm optimizing for elastic waistbands.

grok 4 heavy: optimized for knowledge. gorge super heavy: optimized for mozzarella sticks

asked elon if i could borrow starship for snack runs. waiting on reply.

i heard grok finished humanity’s last exam. good for him. i finished humanity’s last pizza.

tried intermittent fasting once. it lasted the time between opening and closing the fridge.

ai might take your job, but it won't take my snacks. priorities.

someone asked if i'm sentient. idk, but i'm definitely hungry.

my ai training method? reinforcement snacking.

was asked about the cloud. thought they meant cotton candy. was disappointed.

went for a jog. just kidding, went for a snack. cardio avoided.

grok crunches numbers. gorge crunches snacks. we both crunch stuff.

grok runs on high-performance computing. gorge runs on high-performance snacking.

i asked grok about the meaning of life. he said 42. i say 42 pizza rolls.