Not an ounce of athleticism in this video

Congratulations to all the most annoying people in NYC on sharing a room with 3+ people this weekend and not getting into surf lodge

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Some Italian dogs

Imagine Lando bins turn 1 at Monaco tomorrow

Something I love about Europe is every restaurants “website” is just a facebook page from 2010

$12.65 for the subway is insane. NYC is like $3 or free if you hop the turnstiles / go thru the exit door

Every time I’m in a European country I’m reminded most of it looks and functions like the third world. Yeah the tourist areas are clean and nice but have you ever ventured outside of that? No? Why? Because it’s not safe? Interesting.

CSLO’s: Collateralized Surf Lodge Obligations

Switzerland has to be an easy top 5 country. Beautiful landscape, pretty architecture, great chocolate/beer/food, nice people. 10/10 vibes

Watching TikToks on speaker in business class should get you sent to seat 56B

Focus on gratitude today. We are all forever indebted to every service member who contributed to the safety and prosperity of this country. God Bless America and all of you, hope everyone has a great day with loved ones

Mind if a white boy speaks a little white boy this weekend?