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“GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENISSSS!”

What did ChatGPT mean by this?

"We ain't WUZ kangz no mo! We IZ kangz!"

Are we just going to ignore the fact that a guy named "Jagmeet" got almost 9% of the vote in Canada?

The female mind cannot comprehend

An unpopular newspaper continues to push nonsense.

Somehow dogs are never judged incompetent to be put down

109 likes? Interesting...

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This one took too much efffort 💀

"I'm free! I'm OH GOD!"

Lord Miles Official "One out of two gets stick" "The one without, follows him! When the one with the stick gets killed, the one who is following picks up the stick and yells BANG"

I apologize for nothing.

Wait so a demon fell off a bridge after someone told them they wouldn't pass?

Reposting the Anarchonomicon REAL BANNED BOOK LIST. Books that variably cost thousands of dollars used that aren't published in mass paperback at barnes and noble. Read my deep dive into the list below

We didn't deserve such a legend.

Who had Austin Powers being an actual International Man of Mystery on their 2025 bingo card