Look out! Obama is putting the IRS to work on implementing #Obamacare. What you should know: herit.ag/7AL

Obama to crack down on investors engaging in "energy market manipulation." Give 'em a stimulus grant. They'll go under in no time. #tcot

Love isn't defined by a dictionary it's defined by ur heart. Love with all u have in everything u do!

Today is Election Day! Please remember to VOTE! And if you live in PA-37, I ask that you vote raja qaiser for State Senate.

Know anyone who fixes payphones? #payphoneproblems

ATM receipts working again. When you find one in your pocket later on, you'll be reminded of how much money you wasted on video poker.

Would you swallow your dogs throw up to save your best friend from dieing

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What food venues deliver to Polish Hill before 5:00 PM?

Gooski's is a Dalai Lama friendly bar if you ever are in the area. You are an inspiration

Metta World Peace has changed his name… he’s now "Met A Guy's Head With My Elbow." #LenoMono bit.ly/JJkl2A

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President Obama is terrified of the REAL facts getting out. You deserve the truth! RT & share the truth: bit.ly/IrG1UK

In PA, cops called over 4yr-old girl's overdue library books. Least she wasn't doing anything REALLY dangerous, like selling lemonade. #tcot

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Did I just hear "Pole Dancing" in the Olympics?

4 every Straub and Pabst bought at the @VIA_PGH Blues Control @FoggedOut2113 show Wed, we will donate $1 to Restore our Future PAC #Romney12

Reading a Scalia dissent was akin to reading a Shakespearean sonnet. RIP