Best restaurant industry advice I’ve ever gotten: Increasing combat capabilities prevents the enemy from attacking.

I’m relatively new to following baseball and I don’t get why the Mariners have to battle two teams from Texas every year to win their division. That feels like such a random divisional setup

Bo Nix just caught a flea flicker and had plenty of room to stand in the pocket and throw to his wide open receiver, but instead decided to sprint forward and jump toss the ball practically off the ass of his lineman. What the hell was he thinking lmaooo

Covid 2 is about to start, I’m calling it right now

Definitely one of the funniest photos of all time

In WW2 I would have been a badass inventory management officer

I am starting to Hate the Philadelphia Eagles

The Rolling Stones suck so bad. Boring boring band. They’re worse than The Who.

Meet me in Seattle. Downtown. DocuSign Tower. 😏

Immediately upon getting to Seattle today I ate lunch and the sales tax on the check had me shocked flabbergasted and scared for my life

Seattle seems like a moderately fucked up city in a structural way. It feels disconnected from itself. Mobility is limited here

Mahomes just told the ref to pick up the flag and it worked

You have to continually honor every version of yourself that has existed

1,500 pounds of lethal beef just touched down in the land of Lincoln. Illinoisans watch out please

LONGVIEW LEGEND

HOW IS SPINNING THE BALL TAUNTING??????

Why does he keep saying this

JULIOOOOOOOOOO

Uhhhhh the 2025 mariners may be becoming something great