why does everybody talk like this now

I cannot recommend watching the video below strongly enough. What a legend. 😭

Some abysmal bird jokes from 1908

It’s good to eat vegetables

Your first mistake was going to Catholic Mass and expecting to hear anything about Charlie Kirk. If you had gone to a nondenominational megachurch with a smoke machine and a live band and a pastor worth $10M they probably would’ve mentioned him. Hope this helps. 🤍

Tag yourself

alert: somebody on tiktok named their baby ropelynn

if you use the “sure jan” gif you should be publicly executed

If you saw the way women talk about autism on dating apps you’d have a heart attack

The great firewall has become the most vindicated policy modern China has ever implemented

Every generation would have, that’s kind of the entire point

Everything went to hell when we stopped making fun of these guys and started catering to them instead

Probably the first time this person has ever set foot in Mass