I unlocked $39 Rush tickets for Fat Ham on Broadway on TodayTix! todaytix.com/NYC/shows/2714…

Thank you James Murray for the moving speech and gesture - the keys to POBJFKHS 🔑 - and to all in POB Schools! I’m thrilled to be joining the team!

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The timeline of events related to Jeanine Pirro's show, as revealed by the Dominion lawsuit, is unbelievably damning for Fox News. They put on someone they knew was irresponsible to say things they knew were false. Follow along as I walk you through it. mediamatters.org/fox-news/foxs-…

We are adults it seems (ignore the pile of shoes in the background!)

Reminder that something like 12 *hours* worth of the NYPD budget would fund the libraries fully for the year.

Abortion remains safe and legal in Nebraska. These decisions should always stay between women and their doctors. Many thanks to my colleagues and all of the advocates who stood up for reproductive freedom today.

We only love downward sloping lines when it comes to crash rates 📉 Gnarly crashes fixed! More perf improvements coming to Arc soon!"

Mr. Brian Tyree Henry. If this doesn’t hit everyone’s best dressed list. #MetGala #MetGala2023

73% of mothers with kids under 18 are in the workforce. More than flowers or brunch, working moms need: - Paid family leave - Equal pay - Universal childcare (But get your mom flowers, too)

News flash: If you outlaw abortions, stop people from voting, ban discussions of sexual orientation and gender identity in classrooms, and criminalize providing gender affirming care for trans youth, you're not the party of "limited government."

Nothing says the party of "freedom" like banning speech in classrooms, outlawing abortions, and criminalizing gender affirming health care.

Wanda Sykes: “Until a drag queen walks into a school and beats eight kids to death with a copy of ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’, I think you’re focusing on the wrong shit.”

You're going to hear Ron DeSantis talk a lot about "freedom." Here are a few things to remember. 🧵 1/20

Hating women’s bodily autonomy so much you destroy their ability to have more children in the name of being “pro-life”

If you’re looking for more ways to support folks in Lāhainā and on Maui, I hope you’ll consider donating to these local organizations that are providing direct support on the ground: obama.org/discover/stori…

Nothing slaps harder than “WHICH OF THE PICKWICK TRIPLETS DID IT”

I hate the current Israeli government so much and hate the attack so much and I’m not thrilled with most of you.