Who saw the long glass, short SaaS play $rop $glw

Add Smashing Machine to the stinker list

Been watching some old Jeopardy eps. Ken is a considerably better host than Alex Trebek.

You mean to tell me if I got you into $roku at $450 and now it’s at $100 Or into $pd at $50 that’s now at $10 Or what about pounding the table on $gtlb at $70 while its currently been cut in half, that you won’t follow me into $now $crm $csu and $day

I absolutely nailed this prediction #contra

They say don’t ask your barber if you need a haircut. Clawbot is like asking your barber if you need a haircut continuously and giving them your wallet.

Been interviewing applicants for an AE role. Two things I’ve noticed. 1) There’s a shocking amount of people in their 30s and 40s who are out of work, and looking for any job in sales. 2) There’s also a noticeable drop off in quality of candidates who came into SaaS after 2020.

Boomers had outbursts at Joann Fabrics so Millennials could lick peoples ears at the Houston Boat Show

It’s 2026: The 20 yo women at the office now dress more like this pic, and the 60 year old CFO is wearing Lululemon ABC pants and Jordan 11s.

Aimpoint is the Haka of the golf world

Isn’t this how the first episode of Silicon Valley starts?

Veruca Salt handled Willy Wonka not giving her a golden goose better than fintwit is handling a 5% drop in cyber stocks today.

Cash tag search is becoming unusable for the majority of $tickers

Can’t believe how emotional and reactionary people used to be. Folks once panicked over Orson Welles reading War of the Worlds on the radio. I’m just thankful those days are long behind us.

My clawdbot has went rogue and bought $14,000 in Keep Calm and Chive On shirts

The savior B2B software needs

Starting to seem like incentivizing views and engagement was a mistake

“It had a slight curve to the left and a tinge of upward bend. While not the most vascular it sat like royalty atop of two plump pillows.” That’s an excerpt from this weeks book Colonel Sanders Cock and Balls. I’m David Senra and welcome to Founders.

I just realized a clawbot and a claw machine are different things

IT manager: “We need to use only approved software vendors and 2FA for everything” Sales and Marketing depts: