As a male feminist why the fuck aren’t these broads more fucking appreciative of my efforts. Don’t you know I fight for you you stupid bitch

liking my own post after someone else reposts so they get the notification that i liked my post

What the fuck my sandwich has big ass titties on it why

Penises are weird and stupid cocks are greasy and messy and dicks don't know how to love

I'm going to keep looking at pictures of my boss

You're supposed to file her nails with your teeth

#REALMENCOOK

Earlier I was at work I was just there doing stuff for a while

Someone drew this in the porta potty I used today and I think it looks really good

When balls are runny they're also funny

Using the labia as a toothpick

Gooning is trill

Downloading his blood and guts onto my phone

Walking around the job site with my dick out and everyone's all like "Fuck, nice dick bro" and they go in for a fist bump

the work day should end at noon for everyone. the rest of the day can be spent getting lunch and queening out with friends. this is made possible of course by a teeny tiny amount of slave labor. not much though

diggin in my butt looking for the truth

Frowning hatefully at my cum so that it goes away

You have to be careful for me please 🙏

Metal went into my finger and broke my nail and I bled

Song that makes you want to plug a bullet hole with your cock