Rihanna says if you’re not sure whether your bins are being collected on bank holiday Monday, now’s the time to check on the local council website. “Remember the section will be called something like Waste Services - not Bins,” she advised

At the picturehouse innit

Me looking for the postman on my birthday

This is the reassurance we all need on a Monday morning

Dealing with Monday

It’s only Tuesday

Roses are red, Holiday in Malta,

Roses are red, Everyone must listen,

Roses are red Or so I am told..

Violets are blue, Roses are red, bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-eng…

Did anybody else think they were having some kind of breakdown when the theme tune started playing in the bbc drama #marriage?

Steven is surely going for gold in the Paris olympics with that javelin throw? #coronationstreet

Just 999,945 followers away from 1 million, so not far to go. Can anyone help give me a boost by following? #followme#soclose#finalpush

Ant and Dec trying to get back on to the I’m a Celebrity set after being locked out..

Excuse me that is the CHEF, show him some RESPECT.

Can somebody please explain the new KFC advert?

Behold, 52 seconds of joy. Good morning.