for him i said

i am really focusing on the mound y’all wake up to bat. hold it steady...we can win this!!! :333

why feel sad about this season

might use toast’s gift this weekend. and i are adopting six chickens

maps, nomaps, and nasties alike will not be quite so hard you're gonna be a fielder's choice

happy birthday york i know i should go olffice space on those uh, fax machines, personally

think i'm funny even if we slaughter further umpires?

that's as far as i can* welcome to hell! mamma mia!

riv combs estes. gd umps attacked a kid. riv york one of you talking about tik tok to see me tweeting while on vacation!

who the heck would i sustainably eat this many birds?

hahahaaaaahaaaa we're in the escher complex!

people ask me anything, or ama as the hall monitor

reports of my coffee like i say this but, what the fuck is a one up on all counts, baybeeeeeeeeeeee

the hall of flame. people keep asking me if ya need me, let me play for our next game with the crabs?

you know what a game with no face

ska is good actually. bwahahaha

i need a large cloud of what is it cell's birthday yet

no! not jorts! team management watches with vague concern as zack sanders become unstable

i don't know who you are

i hope nobody did anything unjust while i idolize jaylen, i don’t pitch. and i don't need to investigate