Kiké and Ohtani is gonna be such a fun duo. The clubhouse vibes will be immaculate.

Happy Shohei Ohtani Dodgers debut day to those who celebrate!

If only I had a dollar for every time they asked us when we plan on having a kid

Really enjoying this Kate Middleton stuff because this is the kind of investigation work I do in private whenever I think any couple I even vaguely know might have broken up

How am I supposed to work all day when I have all of this Kate Middleton research to do?

Me after spending the entire day looking at Kate Middleton conspiracies and ignoring all my responsibilities

If 2024 has taught me anything so far it’s that as a woman, you simply cannot die and leave the kingdom to a bunch of men. Let this be a lesson to us all.

If they banned tik tok how tf ima cook

Spent the last hour giggling at tiktoks, I can’t believe they want to take this from me. Oh my God I might never laugh again.

idk why people visit CA and wanna go to LA , if yall was smart yall would go straight to San Diego

no don’t try to act all cute bc y’all got rid of the 2 for $25 you are a FRAUD

Mookie's custom Dodgers Jordans though 😮‍💨 B/R Kicks

oldest daughter core

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine

crazy how seeing a cyber truck in person will ruin your whole day

They could never make me hate you

Dear Shohei Ohtani, I’m willing to switch positions if you sign with us! Also, I could catch your bullpens if you’d like! Ohhh and before I forget.... Yu, Kenta and I are like bffs! Just saying, in case you need one! Sincerely, Kike 😁