The queue of beautiful Russian escorts I had to wait behind for the Harrison Ford reenactment was brief Lesson in there about the strength of global markets, or something I think?

Excessive French decadence

I’ve had a lot of spectacular pasta in my life, but this gentleman now has two in my top 5, and neither are 5 Chef Paulo Amadori of Le Forge in Ramatuelle, a true maestro in the kitchen Bookmark this post and absolutely stop here when in the Côte d'Azur-worth the drive

The Dolphin Lundgren type is beginning to recover after its numbers were decimated during the two world wars.

They do know how to make a damn fine burger

Does anybody even Matisse-max anymore? Dip to the Mediterranean and spend 4 years at a beachside hotel getting paid to paint soft impressionist nudes

I met the co-founder randomly at a pizza spot in Milan. This is true and the shirts are pretty dope!

What day of the week is it again?

Driving up the Ligurian coast from the Côte d’Azur back to Milan last couple days Italian v. french differences 1) fine grain sand vs rocks 2) crystal clear water vs clear 3) better beer equal wine 4) 🟰 service 5) less costly 6) you hear Italian 7) far less yachts

Vermouth (Cocchi), Acqua frizzante con ghiaccio w/ lime Trust me

Never seen it go from sun to storm like that in an instant

Need a G I M S x Drizzy banger, way overdue

If your 6”2+ skip British Airways business class, couldn’t lie flat

Can we call the 126515LN “The Sinner” now?

Just got back to the gym after 3 months Guys who looked like they were in their second trimester look ready to pop Cruel Summer

Merz gained Trump’s trust faster than past German leaders. He’s a private jet pilot, ex-Bosch board member. He’s fluent in business - and Trump listens to money. 5/

Millennials and Gen Z can no longer buy homes Cars have never been more expensive Starting to get priced out of Travel Now down to spite-flexing™️ $20 smoothies and beanie babies attached to hand bags

It’s the people who most want to be seen as selfless that you have to worry about.

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

Goldie “5”9 and under”