Just sold my first Fanny Cradock Christmas card. We’re off the blocks! etsy.com/shop/8bitnorth…

Here is a list of reasons why some of my hearings and trials this year have been delayed and kicked off into the long grass, stuck in our record court backlog. Serious allegations which will now be tried *years* after the event. 🧵👇

Metal Mickey was a sex pest.

Just wanted to give a quick plug to my good and very talented friend @sstutteruk who is doing a Black Friday sale for his unique jewellery - head over to his Instagram page or website to find out more and grab yourself a unique one off item. 👍 sstutter.co.uk

#totp

Maureen!

I'm sick of the media normalising people looking happy and sexy rather than promoting realistic lumpy flesh bags of despair.

Everyone talking about ‘Your Party’ but no one talking about Black Lace’s ‘Party Party: 16 Great Party Icebreakers’

I hate it when that happens... bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Vin Diesel wheeled Michael Caine, 92, onto the red carpet at the opening of The Red Sea International Film Festival.

Copy Cats feature article klaxon (I know some of my followers who appreciate terrible 80s comedy may appreciate).

Actually remember that advert and that cover... #old

In Chris De Burgh’s Spaceman Came A Travellin’ the titular intergalactic visitor travels across the galaxy to deliver an important message to humanity and the message is just “NA NANA NA NANA NA NANA NA”. What a waste of everyone’s time.

Blimey...

Customer: “Hi can I book a table of 7 for afternoon tea for next Thursday please?” Me:

You love to see it. Or not apparently. theargus.co.uk/news/25706157.…

Bloody hell what a lineup