Boys and onions both make you cry but only one of those things can be made into onion rings, think about that for a second

What date number can I start finishing all of my food and then all of his food

If we’re at a restaurant and I offer you a bite a food I expect you to offer me one back. This isn’t a charity, it’s a transaction, James. Now gimme that chimichanga.

Yeah, I eat WELL. W - Whole grains E - Energy efficient proteins L - Lasagna L - A second Lasagna

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I think Americans would eat grasshoppers if we called them “organic wild-caught land shrimp”

Traveling the world has taught me that deep down we’re all the same and really just want to eat food cooked by grandmas

America, the land where when you add mayo to potatoes or macaroni it becomes salad

One minute you’re young and carefree and the next minute you’re eating vegan cauliflower “mac n cheese” on a Friday night

Your quarantine nickname is how you’re feeling right now + what you find yourself stress eating most often during quarantine. I’m Creative Kit Kat.

Tell us the best small restaurant takeout dish you’ve had during quarantine so far. “[dish] from [tag restaurant] in [city], [state]”

“Say it, don’t spray it” is about to make a massive comeback

If I share a banana bread recipe then the virus has won

These are the only things I do religiously every morning: - wake up naturally without an alarm, no matter how late it is - decide on the 3 most important things to do today - strength train, even if it’s for only 15 minutes

It’s now 16 days into 2021 and I’m wondering when the precedented times are supposed to start

1 - What are your personal values? 2 - What does the ideal version of yourself look like? 3 - If you opened your fridge right now, is what's inside in alignment with 1 and 2?

My weighted blanket has taught me that in my next life I want to be reincarnated as a panini

Being 38 is treating yourself to chia pudding

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