Prayers up for Stanford QB Ben Gulbranson 🙏 Nothing's wrong with him... He's just ass

Puppies

Can we say something

One can only hope that Gameday at UVA will be a better experience than the last massive mob that descended on Charlottesville

We know they oiled u up Kyron 🥀📷 #VIRDIDDTYTECH

BREAKING: A large obsidian sphere has appeared on the University of Virginia campus in Charlottesville, VA. Onlookers on the UVA campus describe the sphere as "warm to touch" and report hearing an "ominous hum" whenever nearby.

Cal has wins over: Oregon State (2000 PAC-10 Co-champions) Texas Southern (2010 HBCU national champion) Minnesota (1904 undefeated national champions) Boston College (gave the world Doug Flutie) UNC (six-time national champions in basketball) Why aren’t the Bears ranked?

Virginia QB Chandler Morris has been ruled OUT against Cal after trying to sleep in the Nether

Kai Meza #DefundOn3

Do yall notice how it’s always the people who you never see at the tailgates who have the most to say about what the Calgorithm’s role is

BREAKING: Stanford has lost the white collar criminals. Are there any fans left to cheer in Palo Alto?

Virginia WR Trell Harris was seen in the team locker room today googling “how to remove a small cylinder from an Ice Age Manny the Mammoth Toy Ball Launcher”. He’s been listed as PROBABLE for Saturday’s game against Cal.

Cal Football consumes our whole life

They just making up players at this point

Virginia leading rusher J'Mari Taylor has been downgraded to OUT against Cal after failing a Dexterity check in practice. The RB attempted to hurdle a defender and accidentally rolled a 1. There is no timetable for his return.

We’re on site at Scott Stadium for Cal vs. Virginia, with kickoff still set at 12:45 PST. Go Bears!

Guys where is everyone

Cal can still win this game if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing

It would appear he'd set /gamerule keepInventory true. GG virginia wish yall the best

Oregon DC Tosh Lupoi is currently in possession of a "mysterious glowing blue orb" which holds "unknown power", sources report to CalCentel.