i feel like the great gatsby overseeing the whole festival from my apartment

sounds strange but I like the way my upper lip smell. like it’s my own unique scent

living in a highrise similar to playing a game of tiny tower

Nigga Meech really said “pardon me queen, may I ponder on whomst this may belong to?” When the line was “BITCH WHO DIS FA”

👀 #Woppenheimer

my car AC went down awhile back I been burning n hell but I’m takin it like a man cause I’ll sleep any bed I make. DoorDash otw w my chipotle

She was twerking the following week

i used these when I worked on the railroad i can verify the added context is correct 😂

watching cantinflas w my grandma rn

She always dress like she on Wild N Out

Exceptions and outliers be kicking y’all ass on here. You’ll say “children do better when not raised in a crackhouse” and here comes some idiot talmbout a doctor they know who was raised in a crackhouse

have to admit I’m turnin into my old man

200+ feet in the air I post up straight chill as a cucumber

last night I got so blazed w social anxiety didn’t wanna reek the elevator so I took the fire exit 21 flights of stairs up to my room

im on first class sippin champagne headed to Jalisco 🇲🇽

His Spanish is literally better than Danny and Ryan Garcia‘s I’m going to write a letter to the consulate that we vote in Mr. Conor Benn as an honorary Latino Viva mexico cabrones 🇲🇽

Just still

orale chingar a su madre pa otro lado

I be high as shit at food spots giving a fake name for my order then be forgetting I gave a fake name

Just imagine what they’ll do to Enes Kanter when they catch him