She’s probably just on a quest

🌕 Cold Moonlight 🌑 - Dark Souls

Man

Justin Trudeau: Hmm... maybe if I put on a disguise, I can pretend to be someone else and run for prime minister again. And I know just the costume!

[driving] my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight. *sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby, *starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God

honestly the world would be a better place if the internet was only accessible through Computer Time... Computer Time is sacred and using the internet on your phone is a portal to hell

Vikings FO when Sam Darnold’s agent asks for an extension

In Washington DC doing meetings trying to get this TikTok ban lifted.

Do you think he got his job following Elon around saying "facts' to everything he said

The trek home from the bar will be mythical

took adderall to work really good and now I’m just watching reels really good

Leon Black paid Jeffrey Epstein $158 million, purportedly for tax advice. I guess the guy was also just that good with taxes. Anyway, excited to see what his son does with vast federal resources during a time of zero transparency

If you ain’t playing outside today we can’t be friend’s 🤫🤔!

#soyright

Mr Beasts endgame