Here’s Daily Show legend Jon Stewart summing up the Reform Party conference in one breath #FarageRiots

:) #crewealex

Today's acca, Luton to win Mansfield to win Crewe to win Bradford / Wimbledon to draw Leicester to win 🤬

The tea you drink while staring out of the window at the rain on an autumn Sunday is one of the all-time best teas.

Like an Agatha Christie here. Thunder lightning. Power cuts.

Anyone got any candles?

Everyone safe right now, but I did end up going for a swim! #storms #floods

Wordle 1,192 2/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The math checks out.

Lost a quiz. Won a quiz. Standard Tuesday

I don't understand how one country is allowed to bomb another because there are terrorists there. Surely all countries harbour terrorists and by that logic we can all bomb each other? Isn't this like if the UK bombed Ireland in the 70s because the ira had members there??

JD Vance is a fusion of every kid that vanished on the Wonka Factory tour.

Here is James Cleverly telling parliament in a written statement in November 2022 that the Conservative government - in which he was then Foreign Secretary - was starting negotiations with Mauritius over the Chagos Islands.

Am I the only one who doesn't understand why a primetime interview with former PM Boris Johnson - because of his book - was considered necessary by the BBC in the first place? That's the real issue here. Who the media gives a platform to & why/how matters bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Remembering a dear friend, the always late Graham Chapman. He ceased to be 35 years ago today.

Alex Salmond once mansplained the word Kerfuffle to me

How dare Labour campaigners interfere in US elections. It’s not like anyone British politician would go over there to support Tru… oh, wait a minute…

Something should really be done about all these British political activists interfering in US elections.

I’m posting my stuff on blue sky now. If you want annual classics like “I have no idea what time it is” then feel free to follow me there bsky.app/profile/gojonn…