In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

😂

Alexa play So Anxious by Ginuwine

Planet Fitness is the Spirit Airlines of gyms.

“I wonder how many people farted at the Oscars this year.” - Joe Martino.

Terrence Howard says 1x1=2 but how does he feel about the Spice Girls’ notion that 2 can become 1?

In an obscure text I read years ago, it was said Rotuman men tattooed night sky maps on their backs to read, chart and stay on course during voyages. So all sailors on a canoe formed a collection of star maps. To reach home, it was imperative to keep everyone alive.

You don’t even know what I’ve done for the nookie

I understand mental health is important..I jus want a bigger butt

On gossip girl? When Georgina came into town? They dont make TV like that anymore

yall make up new yt people everyday lmao who is florence pugh

“what does your tattoo mean” i had money and no one stopped me