Have yall served on a jury? I have, it was honestly one of the most fulfilling experiences of my life. Something about serving in court really made me appreciate liberal democracy in a way I hadn't before - me and other normal people were the ultimate arbiters of justice.

Alabama is number five on this list, Kay

'You can't even call this a House GOP civil war.'

'Why not?'

'Wars end.'

“She can’t sit up and she can’t walk but what can she do? Guys if you don’t look at your sheets I’m gonna point at Pete again.”

“She sleeps through the night”

“So she goes to sleep early”

“She sleeps through the night, Rocco. Do I care when she goes down? Pete?”

“You do not.”

“Why does Minnesota continually defy gravity and outperform the entire Midwest” well here’s one reason

I think Donald Trump proposed cutting police funding in 2017, 2018, 2019, and again in 2020 while House Republicans’ budget proposal cuts COPS funding.

Biden increased federal spending on law enforcement and crime has fallen.

Thanks for playing.

It’s interesting that we keep seeing record attendance for live events of various kinds (I hear Taylor Swift did a popular tour) despite the bad economy.

It’s interesting that despite the widespread economic misery, debt service payments are actually lower relative to income than at any time between 1980-2019.

Progressives in 2019: I’d pay higher prices if workers got paid more

Progressives in 2024: umm cheaper McChickens plz??? I want my 89 cent beefy burrito!!!

I'm sorry but if you're a labor propaganda outlet you need to be manufacturing consent for $10 footlongs

It’s impressive that there’s all this good economic news even though the economy is terrible

Guy who just got hit in the head repeatedly: hey everyone I believe in Austrian economics

I pay what I owe.

Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS

$288,000,000.00

This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year.

Tag a former president that you know doesn’t

Obviously America *could* achieve food autarky if we wanted to, but trying to get by without imported food would mean either shortages (hello coffee rationing!) or paying much higher prices.

That’s all I’m saying about the Trump agenda, it means more expensive grocery prices.

How did these geniuses decide that a US embassy has never been attacked before, so someone attacking a US embassy is entirely hypothetical—a thought experiment upon which you can project your speculations, preconceptions, and whataboutist justifications?

“Who was president in 2020?” is truly one of the biggest debates of this cycle.

I would simply have not signed this player to a near record contract

if mlb can incentivize more stolen bases and base hits surely there's a way to incentivize more hidden ball tricks

When even David Frum is urging restraint in the face of an obviously face saving move from Iran after Israel bombed their embassy, it’s probably a good idea to actually show restraint.

dear National Women’s Soccer League please fix NWSL+ so I can cast games to my tv 😭