Tell people how you feel about them before it's too late.

Before you start thinking she’s out of your league, remember... somewhere at home is a short, bald, pot-bellied man she loves unconditionally.

Losing your hairline is the worst. You would be forced to look responsible. 😡

My baby and I searched everywhere for the exact socks, but we couldn't see. Ergo, we weren't able to recreate. Next year, tho.

This is 2026. Your thinking is definitely damaged. No thanks to AI.

I promise I'll never turn my back on you, baby. Which is a shame, tho. I've got a sexy back.

There is nothing as empowering as being able to fart loudly in the middle of the night.

What if we had a singles' retreat on Valentine's Day? Just us singles gathered at a beach or something for networking. If we catch any relationship person for there, we go gather beat am.

Knock Knock Who's there? Amala... Amala who? Á má lá babe eh last last. 🤤

You can literally become luckier just by deciding that you are a lucky person who experiences lucky things. DR22 Ω 🪬🎭

The rate at which people think I have money lately is alarming. So because say I broke now, make I no baff again?

So many exes have prayed for lightning to strike me, it’s starting to feel unsafe to order a Bolt.

Astaghfirullah, for every time I was ungrateful.

Nobody go feed you if you're broke. Do your thing without shame.

No one blows me like she does. She's my biggest fan.

People who eat brown bread... tell me about the other diabolical things you do.

You are not supposed to have that much fun whenever I'm not with you. Don't you get it?

I just found out 'sophia' means wisdom in Greek. This my own Sophia no wise oo.