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Chris

@gobshitechris

A chaotic riddle wrapped inside a neurotic enigma

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Just seen a tweet say “can someone from the late 1900’s explain this” and I’ve never felt more attacked in my life

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Kinda crazy the amount of effort I go to, to invite different people to different things that I organise/host like games nights/cocktail nights/viewing parties and it’s literally not reciprocated by like… 90% of people

Kinda crazy the amount of effort I go to, to invite different people to different things that I organise/host like games nights/cocktail nights/viewing parties and it’s literally not reciprocated by like… 90% of people
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Haven’t had a holiday this year and now I’m going to Amsterdam, Corfu and Gran Can in the space of 9 weeks, LOVE that for me 🥰

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Dyall remember those tweets that were like “tweet something so people KNEW you were in danger/had been kidnapped etc” is that kinda like Katy Perry is doing with all this terrible new music? Is she ok? Has anybody checked on her?

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Cute guy said he fancied me but couldn’t date me bc im “too intimidating”???? Guess I’ll just go unalive myself!!!!

Cute guy said he fancied me but couldn’t date me bc im “too intimidating”???? Guess I’ll just go unalive myself!!!!
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Does anyone else think it’s really rude to be on your phone when your barber is cutting your hair? Or am I just being a boomer?