And now, the 1st WINNER of my drawing contest. Cleverly titled "Untitled Artwork", it begs the question...is this wine? Or is this BLOOD? One can only discover the truth from gobbling it. Congratulations, Dazz🌶️ you've won a Art Gobblers Blank Page NFT!

Here's the other contest WINNER: "Mountain Goo With Grilled Goo" by ArkLexid. While not traditional Thanksgobbling food, this is what my mother used to make for me when I was home sick from school. So in essence this work made me sick...in a good way. Congrats on your victory!

Well I suppose it's a "new year" on the shambolic planet that you humans call home...which means more art for me to review. As much as it disgusts me, I now appreciate Earth for how decidedly camp it is. Can an entire planet be considered outsider art?

The reviews of my review are in, and people are RAVING. This once again confirms I am the most important critic this side of Alpha Centauri. I say this not as a statement of conceit, but simply as a humble fact.

My strict, disapproving mother's birthday is coming up. I have no idea what to gift her, she's so unpleasant to be around and she HATES EVERYTHING. Any suggestions? What should I get for my Glomp MomMom?

The thing about ennui is that it's actually so interesting.