No better fitting trophy for the GOAT than the best individual trophy in basketball. No one comes close.

For Christmas I want Santa to give me Chris 🦉 back into Aus Hoops

All of these stats always point towards someone being the first since MJ to do it. MJ is the record setter, that’s why he’s the GOAT.

2023... the Jordan year

A 23 year old MJ averaged 37/5/5. A triple double might be a stretch but he’s definitely averaging over 40.

2 | 3 | 23 His Airness 🐐

The 🐐 turns 60 today 🥳

Happy birthday to my brother, the legendary Michael Jordan! Michael’s wife Yvette threw him an amazing 60th birthday party and one of the best parties Cookie and I have ever been to! We sang and danced all night.

33 years ago today, Michael Jordan scored a career-high 69 points 🙌

Diar DeRozan just put in the best bulls postseason performance since Michael Jordan’s game 6 of the 1998 Finals

Desmond Bane is the only sharpshooter in history that consistently shoots shit from 3

Friendly reminder to everyone to turn off notis for Woj and Shams for the next 30 minutes

The LeBron era has been over since the bubble it’s time for certain fans to let it go

LeBron fans, what nonexistent injury are we blaming this second half performance on?

The Celtics are about to be the first team in history to be seen as choking a series when they started 3-0 down

During his time at the Bulls, Michael Jordan faced 983 opponents, he outscored 982 of them.

This is the fakest player to ever fucking play basketball.