Sadly, for the world of football, Martin Keown is still playing Snake on his Nokia 3310. Jermaine Jenas getting sacked is a nightmare for those of us trying to combat MK.

I'm assuming Cullen is injured rather than leaving. O'Shea and Benson are off. I don't think it's that bad a team, we will see! #twitterclarets

Russell Ball at his keyboard this morning #twitterclarets

Can't wait to see Oasis play Turf Moor as a finale to Bank of Dave 2 film...

A choice was made here... #Aldi

Burnley fans trying to get Russell Ball to "Calm Down" #twitterclarets

Burnley unveil new striker.... #twitterclarets

I'm really pleased that we took the shirt sponsorship deal with the dodgy gambling company who may, or may not, be profiting off slave labour so we don't have to sell any players this transfer window Alan Pace #twitterclarets

I genuinely think that I'm the most laid back and "It'll be reyt" Burnley fan there is but this is a whole new dimension. Just because we can make a profit, doesn't mean we have to sell, we need a team!!! #TWITTERCLARETS Alan Pace JJ Watt

The number of days it has been been since significant Burnley FC management posted about Burnley FC Alan Pace 17 days Russell Ball 12 days (apart from 'calm down!' JJ Watt 11 days Riding the promotion bus is easy, show some balls now! #twitterclarets

Hoping he's John Deary with more expansive hair... #twitterclarets

Scott Parker wasn't my first choice as Burnley manager but he's handled the first few games and the bonkers situation he's been presented with extremely well so all credit to him #twitterclarets

Great news & now the government needs to cancel the ongoing badger culls including the intensive badger slaughter planned from this weekend until January 2025. 30,000+ badgers could be killed when bTB spreads cattle to cattle. The government said it’s ineffective! #endthecull

The level of dislike Neal Maupay has for Everton actually makes him one of the biggest Evertonians to have played for the club. He ‘gets it’.

Really pleased I was at Luton for the season opener to witness the last meaningful actions of these players before they left: Odobert scored O'Shea scored Vitinho scored Weghorst was within 5 yards of getting on the end of a cross #twitterclarets

If any #twitterclarets can name the correct starting line up and bench for Saturday I think they should get a free season ticket from Burnley FC

I'm going to credit Scott Parker for managing to get a competitive and organised side out after the chaos of the last 2 weeks, especially without Cullen who often makes us tick. Obvs wanted to win but I'll take that all day long #twitterclarets

The thing about Dyche is that your team will look awful but out of nowhere you will win 5 in a row. Keep the faith Everton!

That is a great win against a team that had just come to spoil and were allowed to do so by a weak incompetent ref! Up the Clarets! #twitterclarets

Will Norris as Josh Brownhill shapes to shoot #twitterclarets