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Are tweets supposed to be dirtier than facebook posts???

Pleeeeease let #KimYe just be for pub...any offspring would be Armageddon-inducing. #terrified

Starts Friday!!! RT Chris Pratt: If you please. The Official Red Band Trailer for 5 Year Engagement. RT! youtube.com/watch?v=iNhAsl…

#BinApt23 meets #MadMen. Van der Beek and Shipka. #heaven

Fear, hatred, and suspicion narrow your mind – compassion opens it.

Unfortunate is the man who employs baby talk

Edvard Munch's "The Scream" could fetch $150 million at auction on Wednesday. Though if you want the frame, it's an extra 40 bucks.

#GeorgeZimmerman got over 200k in donations on his website, OJ is like"why cldnt they have had PayPal back when I was killing people!"

Tryin' to get back in the game, babe. #beentoolong

Actively promoting the positive inner qualities of the human heart will be appreciated by all.

The world is looking gooood these days. Great job, new friends, old connections restored, Charlotte Hornets tshirt. #blessed

Getting my kryptonite green relish, sport peppers, and celery salt on this weekend... #chicagodog #deelish

You know, I'm a fortunate person. #goodlife

Where I don't have a birth cert Trump recognizes. #sorryimnotsorry

I bet Mitt Romney power walks in orthopedic Sketchers while listening to Phil Collins on his Zune.

I'm back. Why is the new Superman flick "Man of Steel?" Shouldn't it just be "Henry Cavill in a Body-Hugging Suit?"

Super posh bookstore/champagne bar in Asheville. If you weren't aware, I'm a white person.

@1shipman I didn't enjoy it. Other than the really tasty iced coffee.

Who knew equality is unconstitutional? Michele Bachmann, that's who. #idiot