prediction markets: binary outcomes spot/perp/meme trading: price speculation Euphoria: let’s combine both and make the front end a ux that anyone who can use a smartphone will understand

someone cooked

The next killer app in crypto won’t be a wallet, a DEX, or yet another chain. It’ll be a whole new behavioral primitive, something as viral, addictive, and retrospectively simple as the “like button” was for Web2. What will it be?

“describe the past 12 months in crypto” criming is now a verb

one of my coins is getting microwaved and another is moving like the apollo 11 this is delta neutral for retards

huh

re: wlfi and similar plays, when something’s got insane volume but no clear direction - lp lp lp - arb funding rates - if you insist on gambling, scalp small ranges like a schizo until a trend forms

the president’s coin dumping on labor day is poetic all of the unemployed traders who went broke today can help the employment numbers by friday’s report

euphoria is the most egalitarian thing we've ever seen. it's insanely ambitious, and if it works, Euphoria can really reshape the fabric of society. (this is an undisclosed shill btw)

it’s 2025 & telegram bots still have better ux than the front end of most perp dexs trailing stops, dynamic auto tp laddering, better dca/twap logic, chained conditional orders, isolated dn positions, etc traders are lazy, stop making us do things manually or in multiple places

half of my ct today is arguing about an reth bug, state roots, and client diversity and the other half is arguing about threadguy’s list duality of man

“take something hard to learn and wrap it in an interface that is dead simple to use”

leaked some alpha today and asked them not to share yet subsequently got baited by my own community member lmao ggwp khees, i was unfamiliar with your troll game

i’ll take the other side of this nobody wants to trade options as they exist today options ux mostly sucks and requires a steep learning curve. crypto is a culture that defaults to levered directional bets because they’re easier, not “better” that doesn’t make options the

art of the deal

now mega the eth app szn

the new hires at euphoria have been some of the most impressive yet. every product decision runs on one filter: would this (page, button, user flow, etc) make sense intuitively to someone outside of crypto? if not, it does not ship.

i threw in an angel check into Euphoria as well for 3 reasons: - most innovative trading UI for retail I’ve seen made by a web3 company - based on options which is an untapped vertical in defi - they hired killers needless to say im feeling euphoric ✨