Farmers: I’m not paying for that bag of canola you bumped the forklift into and lost 391 seeds out of Also farmers:

That week in the crop inputs business when you’re selling fertilizer, seed, pre-seed products, in-crop, and fungicide all at once:

You wouldn’t last a minute in the asylum that raised me ⁦Ag Retail Problems⁩ ⁦Cleanfarms Inc.⁩

Farmers when you tell them the summer fill urea price starts with a 6 after promising it would start with a 4 two months ago:

Say less brother

Me when i find out there’s no free lunch at the plot tour

Farmers spraying clodinadop every summer, forgetting they haven’t killed a wild oat in 10 years #savings

Farmers when you tell them the price of fertilizer did not miraculously drop in half just because the canola markets are crashing:

How long until we hear a farmer in the coffee shop claim that Hurricane Milton was created by evil scientists at Nutrien in order to crank up the phos prices?

Yah that’s impressive.. but can you lift a skid of canola seed, off of another skid of canola seed, and put it in the back of a pickup truck that’s filled with barbed wire and beer bottles??? WITHOUT BREAKING A BAG?! #StealYoGirl

Chem companies when they can’t send out literal boat loads of useless info booklets because of the Canada Post strike:

Ag Retail Problems Same image "Agronomists when chem companies won't list active ingredients in their literature"

These salespeople nowadays really do be thinkin they sell magic fairy potion or somethin #AgRetailProblems

Me trying to convince farmers to book all of their fertilizer in April because I’m too afraid to tell them the price has already gone up:

Driving home feeling accomplished on a Friday after delivering 12 jugs of buctril M and dumping 12.7 tonne of fertilizer on top of someone’s closed truck tarp:

How farmers look at you when you tell them the rate is 40 acres per jug and they just sprayed 1000 acres at 40 acres per case

“Don’t call me to load fertilizer after hours, I’ve got plans with my family.” Farmers:

Some things never fail during busy season #ThreeGlugs