Hey tomorrow? Fuck you and your friend yesterday. #bestsongtitleever

Twat. On a stick

Can't think of reasoned political argument. George Osborne you are a cunt. I hope you choke on the lies dripping from your lips

Dear BBC... Do the guys pulling cables on your OB units have to be so sullen? Good grief!

Hey there @dwppressoffice how much has IDS spent today? chn.ge/16sktjh #IDSpetition

Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck

#bbc thatcher bias again. Report the hate for her too

.@npowerhq paid ZERO corporation tax in the last 3 years while our bills rocketed. Tell them to pay their tax now: 38d.gs/npowertax

So...er...anyway

oh dear dear dear!

@Wright_to_Andy shark repellent bat spray?

completely human! well almost anyway

demand demand. selfish demand...

i would blow up the houses of parliament if i thought it would make any difference

bagpipes have made me run clutching my ears as they pour with blood!

@Wright_to_Andy I'll light it if I can use a zippo

Eon power company. You are horrible rip off monsters

Northumbrian water: come back and investigate properly this time!

Having lunch listening to the one show rehearse let it be makes me very pleased to not be near a tv this evening!

#freethinking is stopping me thinking. BBC - too many words whilst saying nothing!