yk who also needs support? your child.

“instagram isn’t fun anymore!” no one is stopping you from posting the caesar salad you had for lunch or the colorful tree you walked past on your way to work. you just think you won’t pull any likes, which is what you’re actually mad at.

How freaked out do u have to be to fw a co worker

Just choked on some chicken until tears fell down my face What a jiggaboo way to almost die

this is crazy bc why would you even do that lmaaaaaoooooo

There’s no way in hell his vote should count the same as mine

Rewatching Princess Diaries and this bitch WAS THE WORST BEST FRIEND

If somebody is always fucking you over, it’s because you’re a moron. Stop being so fucking stupid. Watch life improve 💙

There’s no point. Buttholes on the TL at 8:30 am. 😭

You need a stock broker not a bitch

fuck, i done said some dumb shit

It really was Nene. She single-handedly changed the perception of them

Of all the things Black men could ask for, niggas said child support abolishment and federally mandated DNA tests. I wouldn’t ask you niggas shit else

might throw sumn in da air fryer

everyone (except me) started arguing over something silly on *my birthday*, then they got upset that i left the chat and didn’t participate in said argument (that had nothing to do with me) 😬

Ima tell you another thing. If Trump wins and the Supreme Court kills Loving V. Virginia I’m not spending one second helping you niggas get your right to marry white people again. The NBA gon be dark skinned again fucking with me.

People really overestimate how interesting they are. Most people don’t wanna text you for weeks with no linking

She’s such a pretty bird. A peacock, if you will.

cfa has the chicken tortilla soup again🥰🥰🥰🥰