When the fish has a better sense of humor than you 🤣

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Ya know the worst part about that woman being murdered? Not one person in that train went to her side in her final moments. They just sat in their chair while she bled out all over the floor and died alone.

I wish a wild donkey would follow me home

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Today's public service announcement: Get over your fucking ex before you start dating again

Another day in the circus! Have a great day friends 💜✨

This is going to be my response from now on 😂

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Friday Night Lights 🏈🥁❤️🖤🤍

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Because we are 💅🏼

Parenthood in 17 seconds

Damn. Spot on! And they all knew it too

You murdered the bright young man with the beautiful family who only wanted to have a discourse with those of differing opinion because he believed democracy dies in darkness. And you want me to be kind and show unity? Fuck you.

Last night I wore a pair of pants that haven’t fit in 2 years 🙌🏽

Was so excited for Three Days Grace & Breaking Benjamin at Montage Saturday — but instead we spent HOURS stuck in traffic with hundreds of others and never got in. Worst traffic control & parking I’ve ever seen at a venue. Pavilion at Montage we deserve refunds for a show we never got to see.

Makin’ sauce ✨🍎🍁