hiya, parker.

i leave town for ONE day. ONE.

you’re not wrong, c. shame on me for having hope.

#wcw ?? myself.

useless is a bit of a stretch, don’t ya think? promise i’m sticking around now, you don’t have to worry.

and here’s the city, still in one piece. you did good, cindy.

insomnia. you fucking cunt.

have no fear! jessica is here.

sleepy spider noises.

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your favorite arachnid is back in action!

in that case . . . i’ll irish goodbye.

<—– currently dealing with a very cranky toddler.

yikes . . . either someone’s cooking meth in a waffle iron, or hydra’s back to playing mad scientist.

/ like this for a random starter! *

“Every day, I wake up knowing that no matter how many lives I protect, no matter how many people call me a hero, someone even more powerful could change everything.”

ahem . . . hello hello

who up broke, bruised, and still cracking jokes mid-battle?

🍕

sleep is fleeting . . . shit.