so no net neutrality?

when you got no boo to spoil this christmas but realize how much money you'll save pic.x.com/FSvGdqilzU

today is the only day you can retweet this

when you think you’re saving your best gift for last to open up and it ends up being socks

when you see a baby picture in her media but read the caption and it’s just her nephew pic.x.com/LkHVvEYjp5

UberFacts: "Holding money in your hand reduces stress and pain." Me:

me when my mom starts being rude to the person that's just trying to do their job

me when I flirt with someone cus I'm bored & they start to like me

me when I go out: I need to be more social also me when someone looks my way:

Bae: Come over. Me: I can't I'm refereeing a wrestling match. Bae: My parents aren't home.

my dog being fake to me when i have food

­I’m ... I’m.... I’m....... ­

Women always want you to talk to them while they driving. Background be sounding scary af.... Her: BITCH MOVE!!! *horns blaring* *tires screeching* Me: Babe just call me when you get home. Her: Nah hold on, "FUCK YOU TOO NON DRIVING ASS BITCH!!" Me:

Me: I’m never texting him again he don’t deserve me fuck that Him: hey Me:

"New Year, New Me."

how to win at snake

guess OU’s season is over SOONER than they thought

I fucked up already, 2019 my year fasho

when my ex watches my snapchat story only to see how happy I am without them pic.x.com/C8SrA8qGsQ

when you get a present that you already have