this is the one! DEXTER F.A.T.E ⛽️

I swear Dark Winds is the best show I never see anyone talking about. Finally making my way through S3 and this shit clears the first two seasons (which were already very good)

Did Spotify change overnight? Instead of playing related tracks when something ende its force feeding me what I suspect are sponsored/promoted tracks from artists I’ve never listened to a day in my life. This shit ass

I wrote this tweet btw

the Sho goes on 🥲✈️

When in Rome….or Canada I mean, you must not only roast but include a Hockey punchline Real Deal vs Jayy Ohh in Niagara Falls JayyOhh is a damn beast with the pen 🖊️ youtu.be/TCFDK9dTULc #justiceforcharlie

the Dandadan S1 opening was so iconic that its taken me a while to warm up to the S2 version but its hitting now

I did two therapy sessions earlier this year and tbh I should probably go back but eh, whattaya gonna do

Nobody: The Hamburglar:

I like most of myself but ngl I could do without whatever part that makes me a magnet for coked out low-mid tier Canadian battle rappers lmao

“GET UP you lazy piece of shit” - me, to the video game character (controlled by me) lying on the ground in pain (because me myself and I didn’t move it fast enough)

I just saw the tracklist for Metro’s album - multiple Roscoe Dash features in the big 2025??? I’m locked in

this is my iBattle BOTY so far - ŁOS ÝEAGER👁️‍🗨️⚰️🌪️ and Archduke Redcat 🏆 NYC - POINT FORWARD (8/30) youtu.be/-0H08HS79-M?si…

Dandadan but it's in Pokemon world #dandadan #ダンダダン

great battle just dropped between the chef Real Deal and my guy JayyOhh, don’t sleep on this one 🇨🇦 youtu.be/TCFDK9dTULc?si…

what could have been

…”THE COUVE”?!? we’re not doing that bro

I’ll say this a million times if I have to. Anybody being homophobic towards my friend Cashis will be blocked. Keep your ignorance to yourself.

on the bus and this giant moth flew in through a window and scared the shit outta this super fine girl sitting there. Random dude beside her pulled out a napkin and plucked the mfer out of the air like he was Mr. Miyagi, crumpled it up and just tossed it aside. Aura

We’re just under TWO WEEKS away from Roasting Season 7! Get your presale tickets early and be there at The Turf on August 23rd for all the action.