If your telly ever broke or lost signal a quick smash on the top or right soon sorted it.

The teacher leaning aer your desk spraying coffee and fag breath on you like a burst pipe.

When Adam Sandler made good films

When burds just stuck tae a nice orange face without the permanent marker eyebrows.

When any boy with a hint of a tan would be known as a poof not 'reem'

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Specifically asking for Lego and your Maw getting you Mega Blocks. "They're just the same" NAW THEY'RE NO!

Dying for a Celtic, Rangers or SPL shiny when opening your stickers and ending up wae 7 Dunfermline players.

RIP Childhood 1990-2012

If you only remember a Freddo being 20p and above, please unfollow, you're not welcome and your childhood was shite.

None a yer fancy Nandos shite it was Mince and Totties or fuck all!

GlasgowChildhood Piece and jam !

When you where 12 you went out and caught bees in a jam-jar not STD's

Sliding the food on your plate tae one side so it looks like you'd eat loads so you could go back out.

When aulder pricks had swung the swing seats all the way round and you couldn't reach them.

Getting a cone a chips for 50p

That dilemma you faced when an aulder cunt asked for a kick of your baw, kick it or bolt?