A friendly little takeover

Idk I think people probably would've loved a "B&S" movie

British police in Rotherham.

What the Left expects ICE agents to go through before they open fire.

"Wow, Doc, that guy was acting like a complete..." "It's alright, you can say it here! We're in 2014, where cars can fly and all the movies are holographic!" "Flying cars, wow! ...so what else can I say?" "That all depends, Marty." "On what?" "On your imagination."

I've seen bigger.

🚨🚨WARNING!!! Shocking explicit footage of the death of the Supreme Leader 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"We need you back, Jim. It's the new model--it's out of control." "I told you I was done. All I want to do now is walk my dog, maybe talk through my butt a few times down at the pub for old time's sake." "Dammit, man, if Carrey 2.0 isn't stopped, there won't BE any pubs!"

"What did they tell you... that I was insane?" "They said you weren't following orders anymore." "Insanity... some would say insanity is an Ace Ventura legacy sequel... a cameo in a reboot of The Mask..." "It's what we're here for." "Do you really think I'm... HERE??"

Battered and bruised, our heroes return to a triumphant welcome, having survived hearing a bad word.

Not to be too mean, but I remember when James Bond games had Willem Dafoe in them.

What makes the Trump Strategy unique is that he is the first President to ever acknowledge that our $1 Trillion annual DoW budget essentially gives the US an easy button for complex foreign affairs with basically every country on the planet not named Russia or China. You don't

kirsten dunst's mary-jane watson, they could never make me hate you

This post was about Venezuela, but applies here too:

They're modding video game characters into John Cena instead of CJ and you don't think black fatigue is real?

Jeff Goldblum will do that in the same scene.

So there's this country called Greece...